John Wayne Ain't Dead, He's Living On A Farm In The Country...

Yeah, I didn't buy that shit when my parent's pulled that when I was a kid with dead pets either.  I mean who sends a goldfish to go live in the country...

So was watching John Wayne movies on one of the half a million cable channels I get and got to thinking about the best movies that he made. Of course you have to immediately rule out the ones that he dies in, I mean that shit was just wrong.  You don't kill off Superman and you sure as hell don't do it with Bruce Dern...the man's sole accomplishment in life is donating sperm to the creation of Laura  Dern for god's sake.