Koala Bears are People Too....

Since the first wave of games is not yet over and I’ve already managed to get my ass handed to me in my Fantasy Football league, let’s talk about the state of the NFL shall we? Hey, as they say, misery loves company…

I see that Santonio Holmes is back from suspension for killing a baby or something. Or was it drunk driving? No, that was Braylon “Bin Laden” Edwards. So yes, he did kill a baby. But having served his sentence of a four game suspension, no doubt spent eating caviar and driving aimlessly around NYC in his Escalade, he is now ready to get down to the business of dating strippers, drinking champagne, and making it rain at Scores. If he really wants to do a service to the world, he can convince Edwards to shave that damn beard he’s been sporting. Looks like he's giving oral sex to a koala bear. Edwards is facing the possibility of jail time in Ohio on a probation violation as well. He may want to remove the French tickler before meeting Bubba. I hear he likes it when it tickles..

John Wayne Ain't Dead, He's Living On A Farm In The Country...

Yeah, I didn't buy that shit when my parent's pulled that when I was a kid with dead pets either.  I mean who sends a goldfish to go live in the country...

So was watching John Wayne movies on one of the half a million cable channels I get and got to thinking about the best movies that he made. Of course you have to immediately rule out the ones that he dies in, I mean that shit was just wrong.  You don't kill off Superman and you sure as hell don't do it with Bruce Dern...the man's sole accomplishment in life is donating sperm to the creation of Laura  Dern for god's sake.